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National
A satirical take on Spanish national news
Dog Abandoned Down Well
by Vivienne Hughes •
(CSC) The Policía Local, Fire Service and an animal protection service have rescued a dog that was trapped down a dry well in an area of Badajoz (Extremadura).
DIY Yellow Lines
by Hugh MacArthur •
A man in Bullas, Murcia, was fined 3,000 euros by the municipal police for painting fake, double, yellow lines in front of his garage, to prevent people from parking there.
Sight for Sore Eyes
by Martin Myall •
You’d probably be thinking that you needed your eyes checking, walking past one optician’s in central Ciudad Real; The TV-monitor in shop-front window was showing porn…
Tip the Gorilla
by Martin Myall •
(MGL) Do you ever wonder whether to give the unofficial parking attendant a tip or not; you know, the one with an unsettling smile and cleans his nails with a flick knife.
What Kind of Person?
by Martin Myall •
An enraged crowd was outside Nº 12 Calle Parel Castells in Azirea when the handcuffed man, accused of slitting his 2-year-old daughter’s throat, emerged, protected by the police.
Gagged & Bound Mystery
by Martin Myall •
The investigation into the case of a young woman found, unconscious, gagged and bound hands & feet, at the bottom of an embankment, has turned 180 degrees; she did it herself.
Dog Attack Ends in Amputations
by Vivienne Hughes •
(COE04) An elderly woman has undergone the amputation of both legs after a brutal attack by her neighbour’s dogs.
Young Girls Injured
by Editor •
Five young girls were injured when they fell from a height of four metres when the skylight that they were standing on collapsed.
Aged but Dangerous
by Hugh MacArthur •
The Policía Nacional an elderly man for allegedly killing and younger man at an old persons’ home in Quart de Poblet in Valencia.