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Swede Dies in Forest Fire

The body of a Swedish woman, resident of San Mateo in Gran Canaria, has been found, victim of the forest fire that has already consumed 2,779 hectares of pine and mountain shrub.

Swede’s Gory Suitcase

(CBO) The case of a stabbed police detective, the dismembered body of a male hairdresser in a suitcase and double-murder, Brazilian-born, Swede figures prominently in the news lately.

10-Year Old Pregnant

Los Mossos d’Esquadra (Catalan regional police) have arrested a 17-year-old lad in Puicerda (Gerona) as the suspected father behind a 10-year old’s pregnancy.

German Molester Arrested

The Policía Local in Llucmajor (Palma Mallorca) arrested a young German man for allegedly attempting to sexual abuse a 19-year-old woman as she was entering her home.

Abused by a Demon

A young woman in Capdepera (Palma Mallorca) reported that she had been sexually abused by a demon; or better said, a man dressed up as one, during the local fiestas.

Spain’s Refugee Pledge

(SEL) Spain has just 40 days to take in over 15,000 refugees if it intends to meet its pledge before the international community. There is no way it will acheive it, even if it had the intention.