We’re all too frequently running articles on people twisting ankles, falling down slopes or getting lost and have to be rescued by helicopter. But do you know what to do if you’re waiting or the chopper?
National
A satirical take on Spanish national news
Gang Rape on the Rise
by Martin Myall •
There have been two alleged cases of gang rape carried out by youths in Spain in the last week.
Anti-Acid Medication Recalled
by Vivienne Hughes •
If your regularly take Omeprazol, which is an anti-acid, stomach liner, then this article will interest you.
Child Kidnapped from Care Home
by Vivienne Hughes •
The Policía Nacional arrested a father at Madrid Airport trying to smuggle his 2-year-old daughter back to Algeria.
Fitness Pills Overdose
by Vivienne Hughes •
The death of a 28-year-old woman in Don Benito (Extremadura) was likely caused by an overdose in dietary tablets used in fitness training.
Guardia Arrested over Drugs
by Hugh MacArthur •
A corporal belonging to the Guardia Civil was arrested by his comrades, accused of being a part of a drug-running gang.
Overworked Rescuers
by Hugh MacArthur •
You wouldn’t believe how many rescue missions the Guardia Civil have to carry out during the summer… or would you?
Contactless Online Fraud
by Hugh MacArthur •
Every time they bring out a new way of making payments there are those that find ways of using the system to steal your money.
Farewell to Arms
by Hugh MacArthur •
Owing to firearms either being confiscated or simply handed in, the Guardia Civil, destroyed over 50,000 firearms last year.
Drowned under a Waterfall
by Hugh MacArthur •
On Sunday the 7th an abseiler drowned as he dangled on his rope, trapped beneath a waterfall after his tackle jammed.