The illegal US-Israeli war against Iran is pushing up prices, but you’d never guess where.. condoms!
Thanks, Trump!
by Martin Myall •
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Final Covid Count
by Martin Myall •
The World Health Organisation published a report stating that since the outbreak of Covid-19 in 2020 up to November last year, there were 776 million documented cases.
Shoplifters Dump Children
by David Darby •
Most people think that shoplifters are rotten people. Well, three women who were stealing goods from a Walmart Supercenter in Peoria, Arizona, proved themselves to be even more rotten.
Penis Enlargement Gone Wrong
by David Darby •
So, you approach a ‘doctor’ and ask for some filler to be inserted into your buttocks, to give it that firm, pert look. However, your surgeon turns out to be a useless, unlicensed, botch artist who cocks the whole procedure up, leaving it looking worse than before.
Star Trek Building
by David Darby •
So, what do you do when you have far too much money and have run out of things to spend it on?
Mother-in-Law Has Last Word
by David Darby •
So, was it a message from beyond the grave? No, a simple accident, where a 74-year-old man died after his mother-in-law’s gravestone fell on him.
Give The Woman Some Bacon!
by David Darby •
US woman Shaneka Monique Torres has been given seven years in jail because she was so enraged at not getting any bacon on her cheeseburger from a McDonalds drive-through in Michigan that she fired a gun through the window.
Chinese Casonova Caught Out
by David Darby •
Reports from Changsha in China say that a rather naughty Chinese man who was seeing 17 different girlfriends was found out when they all arrived to visit him in hospital.
Norwegian Beard Toupée
by David Darby •
We’re off to Hordaland county in Norway now, where a man in his 40’s has found himself with the possibility of doing some jail time after shaving off his beard and gluing it to another man’s bald head to create a ‘beard toupee.’
The Reluctant Dead
by David Darby •
It’s the stuff of horror movies, the undertaker working late, the movement of the coffin lid behind him… he turns to see a woman rising from the coffin and he collapses to the floor in a dead faint.