National

A satirical take on Spanish national news

Cheap Cremation

A vet in Alicante is in a spot of bother after allegedly cutting up his wife and using a furnace for disposing of animal cadavers to dispose of her remains.

The Missing Bridge

It was pitch black, around five in the morning and the headlights of the lorry didn’t pick up the gap in the road until it was too late – it plunged into the river. The incident occurred in the province of Toledo after heavy rains had literally swept away the main-road bridge.

Chungo!

If you don’t know this Spanish word, it means, “bad,” or “the pits.” And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the only way to describe the Bank of Spain forecast for 2013.

Butane Goes Up

On the 26th of March the price of a bottle of butane (una bombona de butano) went up to 17.13 euros, which is a 5% rise on the previous price of 16.32 euros.

Judges’ Guide to Relaxing

The top judicial body in the country, the Consejo General del Poder Judicial (General Board for Judicial Power) wants its judges to chill out and have issued instructions on how to.