What a headline! And it’s true! Jason Martin, a 41-year-old from Dover in Kent, England, was so incensed that his neighbour had sent him a text asking him to turn down his Xbox, he went to his house, confronted him, and bit his penis and testicles.
Features
editorial columns by feature writers
Parenting Tips for Tardy Adults
by Martin Myall •
How to deal with a child tantrum… If you can’t beat them, join them – it will make you feel better.
Parrot Power
by David Darby •
His means of avoiding arrest this time around may have ruffled a few feathers, as he picked up a perched parrot and launched it at the police officers intent on detaining him.
Jesse James (and Mum) Strike Again
by David Darby •
If you have a name like Jesse James, you sort of feel obliged to embark on a life of crime… and why not take along the very person that gave you that name to lend a hand? Off we go to Palm Beach County in Florida, USA.
Fukuppy?
by David Darby •
The word sounds like a new way of expressing the Seaside Gazette’s unerring ability to insert typos and grammatical errors into articles. But no! This was the name given by a company in Japan to its mascot. However, after watching hoards of westerners snigger into their palms, they have decided to think about a re-brand.
Trouser Snake on a Plane
by David Darby •
A couple from the USA have been fined 250 dollars each after pleading guilty to having oral sex on an internal flight in within the US.
Law for Services in the Information Age and Electronic Contracts:
by Maria Teresa Velasco •
The LSSI or “ley de servicios de la sociedad de la información y de comercio electrónico” (law for services in the information age) was initially launched in 2002 as 34/2002 of the 11th of July, and modified several times (last update April 2012).
RBL – Rembrance day
by RBL •
Remember – On 8th November the branch is holding its annual Poppy Ball at the Nerja Caves restaurant.
Carmenes vs Alfamar
by Gazette Reader •
The ringing of hands at the Almuñécar Town Hall by the Mayor regarding the costs of repairs at the urbanisation Carmenes del Mar ignores the money spent over the last two years at the urbanisation Alfamar on the Almunecar/Salobrena N340.
Mean Tweets
by Martin Myall •
Before, musicians used to worry what Melody Maker or New Musical Express (NME) had to say about them, now with Twitter things have got much, much meaner!