We are constantly bombarded with news of people in trusted positions, from just about every religion, who are arrested for some sort of sexual deviancy.
Features
editorial columns by feature writers
Acompalia Support Group in Castell
by Gazette Reader •
A reader’s letter telling us that Acompalia now has a support group in Castell de Ferro
Change of Ownership of a Car in Spain
by Maria Teresa Velasco •
When a private person sells a vehicle to another physical person, it is very important to go through the complete set of administrative procedures in order to change the ownership. Failure to do this will incur different types of problems including fines and road tax of the new owner being sent and charged to the former owner.
1939 Fashion Prediction for 2000
by Louise Powell •
Whilst the feminine costumes retain the elegance of that epoch, the prediction for male attire – apart from a mobile telephone, could be considered a shade off…
Night of the Arts
by Marianne Lindahl •
Every year in August since 1988 the streets of Helsinki are filled with art enthusiasts, performance lovers and the culturally or otherwise curious, not to mention those who just like to go out, get a bit drunk and join the party.
Fork in Penis Incident
by David Darby •
The silly old sod only went and stuck a fork up his penis during some weird sex game, then had to go to hospital, explain what happened, and then be put under general anaesthetic whilst the damn thing was removed!
Exploding Mattress
by David Darby •
One can’t help but feel sorry for the German chap in our next story. He was in the process of moving into his new house and had absolutely no furniture. So, just as a temporary measure, he purchased an inflatable mattress to sleep on. However, on his return home and during the inflation period, he noticed that there was a puncture in his newly purchased bed.
The 41-year-old then decided that he really could not be bothered to return to the shop, so decided to effect a repair to the puncture with his industrial type puncture repair kit and sealant that is normally used on tyres. This is where things started to go horribly wrong.
Remembering September 2007
by Martin Myall •
With the scare of yesterday’s flash flood receding with no more to lament in Almuñécar than raging rivers passing by, but within their banks, and knee-level flooded streets, let’s look back six years…
Santa Burglar
by David Darby •
Ernest Raney opened up his pawn shop business in Harrison, Arkansas, USA, recently and heard strange sounds coming from his chimney. “I’m still ion disbelief,” he explained, “When we came into work, I opened the door up and hear some sounds, I thought maybe something got lodged in the there.”
He was right… it was a man.
Beauty Doesn’t Have to Rhyme
by David Darby •
Neil Hilborn recites a poem about his one true love. It’s heartbreaking but beautiful.