What a headline! And it’s true! Jason Martin, a 41-year-old from Dover in Kent, England, was so incensed that his neighbour had sent him a text asking him to turn down his Xbox, he went to his house, confronted him, and bit his penis and testicles.

The victim was wearing pajamas when he answered his door to speak with Martin, but despite just having two teeth, Muncher Martin set about his victim, inflicting serious injuries to both the man’s penis and testicles.

Explaining the attack to the court in Canterbury, England, the victim said he, “had never felt such excruciating pain like that before in my life.” The injuries required a multitude of stitches to put the victim’s bits back in some sort of order.

Sentencing Manhood-Masticating Martin to 7-years in prison, judge Adele Williams said: “These were horrendous injuries, but you have shown not one flicker of remorse. I have no doubt that when you lost your temper you were determined to inflict as much pain and injury as possible.”

“You also set out to humiliate your victim by taking hold of his penis and testicles and gnawing at them.” She added.

Martin tried to deny that any attack had taken place, saying that he was not a homosexual and the thought of putting another man’s penis in his mouth disgusted him. Claiming that with his two remaining teeth, he has trouble even damaging a boiled egg. However, as the prosecution pointed out, he wears dentures and that when he was found by police he still had his victims blood on and around his mouth.

The jury found Martin guilty of wounding with intent and the judge added a further year to his sentence on the matter of a separate dangerous driving charge.

One thing is for sure… he won’t be requiring those dentures for any penis nibbling where he’s going!

(News: Wonky World)