Andalusia

Regional news from Andalucia

Wonky Policemen Jailed

A policeman was sentenced to 17-years imprisonment for the theft of 138k of drugs from the main police station in Sevilla. He was not alone in the theft as his accomplice, sentenced to 15 years, was tasked with substituting the stolen drug with plaster and chocolate powder.

Broke Burgillos

The Town Hall of Burgillos (Sevilla) has just declared itself ‘not viable’ as it is unable to operate owing 70 million euros.

Eyes Plucked Out

A patient in a psychiatric ward attacked a fellow patient and gouged his eyes out. Well, it doesn’t come much more gruesome than that! This incident occurred in the Area Psiquiatría of the Clínico de Málaga.

Improbable Speeding

A van driver has been acquitted of a dangerous driving charge; not because his excuse was accepted, but because the judge found 187 kph to be too ambitious, given the type of vehicle.

Not Recommended

A 34-year-old man had part of his scrotum ripped off on a barbed-wire fence – his penis didn’t have a lot to chuckle about, either.

The Rubbish Wars

Even as Granada groaned under the weight of 4,000 tonnes of accumulated rubbish, two other Andalusian cities were going through the same calvary: Loja and Sevilla.