A couple from the USA have been fined 250 dollars each after pleading guilty to having oral sex on an internal flight in within the US.
Just Horseplay?
by David Darby •
Well, in this case, I’m picking, not on the accused church camp counselor from Chattanooga, USA, but his defense attorney. The attorney in question is Allen Trapp who is representing Zachary Anderle, the said church camp counselor after he allegedly touched a 13-year-old child with his penis. Mr. Trapp has stated in court that the incident was just “horseplay” and “all just good fun.”
CPR Life Saver
by David Darby •
OK, so you live in Australia, you’ve recently done your ‘First Aid’ course… who do you try your new-found skills out on first? A wallaby of course!
Road Rage Tragedy
by David Darby •
Remaining the US now, and this is the point in the month where I say, “only in America.” This time the story involves a simple case of road rage… but road rage that went tragically wrong.
Fake Penis Doping Scam
by David Darby •
What could the World Section be without a damn good fake penis story? Well, in this case, it’s the story of Devis Licciardi…
Just Horseplay?
by David Darby •
We are constantly bombarded with news of people in trusted positions, from just about every religion, who are arrested for some sort of sexual deviancy.
Sabina – Sunday 22nd September
by David Darby •
If you are in or around Almuñécar on Sunday September 22nd, then a visit to Restaurante-Café-Bar Sabina is highly recommended. The reason for this is that Sabina is doing a special Sunday menu on that day, which will consist of salad, followed by Lamb Shoulder, a drink and coffee. All for just €13 euros!
Fork in Penis Incident
by David Darby •
The silly old sod only went and stuck a fork up his penis during some weird sex game, then had to go to hospital, explain what happened, and then be put under general anaesthetic whilst the damn thing was removed!
Exploding Mattress
by David Darby •
One can’t help but feel sorry for the German chap in our next story. He was in the process of moving into his new house and had absolutely no furniture. So, just as a temporary measure, he purchased an inflatable mattress to sleep on. However, on his return home and during the inflation period, he noticed that there was a puncture in his newly purchased bed.
The 41-year-old then decided that he really could not be bothered to return to the shop, so decided to effect a repair to the puncture with his industrial type puncture repair kit and sealant that is normally used on tyres. This is where things started to go horribly wrong.
Flash Floods & Hailstones
by David Darby •
Almuñécar, like many other towns on the Costa Tropical, saw torrential rain and hailstones during a storm at around 19.00h today.