Now, I’m partial to a nice juicy British Lincolnshire sausage. So, stuffing a fork in my sausage brings only thoughts of unhealthy breakfasts and Sunday mornings back in Blighty (UK).

However, a 70-year-old pensioner from Australia, brought a whole new meaning (for me) to the phrase, stuffing a fork in your sausage.

The silly old sod only went and stuck a fork up his penis during some weird sex game, then had to go to hospital, explain what happened, and then be put under general anaesthetic whilst the damn thing was removed!

How do we know all this… well there is the lovely x-ray image we thought you might enjoy, but the case was written about recently in a medical journal by the three surgeons who, after knocking Willy Wonka out, removed the fork with forceps and a wheelbarrow load of lubrication.

The man claimed that the fork was inserted in order to achieve sexual climax! Surely after 70 years on this planet he could have found something a bit more pleasurable than a fork up his todger! Or maybe even a bit less spiky.

Anyway readers, we can hear your questions and here the answers:
The fork was 4 inches (10cm) long, and yes the surgeons had seen similar incidents, never a fork before, but toothbrushes and pencils were mentioned.

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