David Darby

Taxi!

Taxi number 23 is a 24-hour service and they are happy to do local or long distance jobs. Of course, they will do your transfers for you as well from the airport for example, but also the ports and bus stations.

Decapitation Dulce

More and more couples are looking for something different for their big day… some get married in unusual places, whilst skydiving or scuba diving for example, others might wear very unusual outfits, but a couple from Texas, USA, decided it would be the cake that would make their special day stand out… and boy did it stand out!

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Fart Filter Frillies

Being the Editor, my farts do not smell. However, this cannot be said of everyone… you know who you are! Well, help is at hand with a new range of underwear that filters out those poisonous pongs.

Xbox Man Gnashes Neighbour’s Meat & Two Vedge

What a headline! And it’s true! Jason Martin, a 41-year-old from Dover in Kent, England, was so incensed that his neighbour had sent him a text asking him to turn down his Xbox, he went to his house, confronted him, and bit his penis and testicles.

Parrot Power

His means of avoiding arrest this time around may have ruffled a few feathers, as he picked up a perched parrot and launched it at the police officers intent on detaining him.

Jesse James (and Mum) Strike Again

If you have a name like Jesse James, you sort of feel obliged to embark on a life of crime… and why not take along the very person that gave you that name to lend a hand? Off we go to Palm Beach County in Florida, USA.

Fukuppy?

The word sounds like a new way of expressing the Seaside Gazette’s unerring ability to insert typos and grammatical errors into articles. But no! This was the name given by a company in Japan to its mascot. However, after watching hoards of westerners snigger into their palms, they have decided to think about a re-brand.