Tag Archive for wonky

Missing Facebook Child?

Most of us would agree that nowadays a good deal of information that is spread around on social media sites such as Facebook and Twitter is complete rubbish, believed and ‘shared’ only by the ignorant and misinformed. However, evidently even the police can be dragged in sometimes… read on.

The Home of Pizza?

Well, it’s Italy of course! Well, according to the judges at the Campionato Mondiale Della Pizza in Naples it is in fact Austrialia!

Lucky Levi’s!

A tale of domestic violence from the USA now, where Gerald Orock, 56, from Ellwood City, Pennsylvania, was having one the latest of violent arguments with his ex-wife Lisa Jones-Orock. However, during this particular argument, Mrs. Jones-Orock decided to cut off her ex husband’s penis with a Stanley Knife.

Two Noses Snuffles

We find ourselves in the, soon to be independent, Scotland now, with a rather lovely dog called Snuffles. So how did Snuffles make the headlines? He has two noses… obviously.

Supercar Sinkhole

Now to Bowling Green, Kentucky in the US, where a sinkhole has made the news. It appeared in the National Corvette Museum a couple of Wednesday’s ago, however, although eight very expensive cars were damaged, the facility remained open.

The Last Member

Firstly, did you know that there is a penis museum in Teykjavik, Iceland? Well there is, and word is that it’s actually quite interesting with penis specimens from all manner of beasts. But there is one important omission… a human penis.

Breaking & Entering?

It must be great to have friends with lovely houses that they don’t use that often. So it was that a family decided to stay in a rather posh area of New York over the New Year period in a cottage owned by their friend. However, when they arrived on December 30th at the property in Hampton, they were rather surprised to see two police officers having sex in the premises!

Bottle Bottom Blunder

Off to China, where a man presented himself at his local hospital complaining of abdominal pains. When asked by doctors if he had any idea what could be causing his discomfort, he replied that he had no idea.

It’s Too Cold Out Here

We all saw just how cold it got in the US last month. ‘Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey,’ as the old naval saying goes. And for a prison escapee in Kentucky, the thought of a warm prison cell was preferable to freedom in the icy weather outside.