His means of avoiding arrest this time around may have ruffled a few feathers, as he picked up a perched parrot and launched it at the police officers intent on detaining him.
Tag Archive for USA
Jesse James (and Mum) Strike Again
by David Darby •
If you have a name like Jesse James, you sort of feel obliged to embark on a life of crime… and why not take along the very person that gave you that name to lend a hand? Off we go to Palm Beach County in Florida, USA.
Trouser Snake on a Plane
by David Darby •
A couple from the USA have been fined 250 dollars each after pleading guilty to having oral sex on an internal flight in within the US.
Just Horseplay?
by David Darby •
Well, in this case, I’m picking, not on the accused church camp counselor from Chattanooga, USA, but his defense attorney. The attorney in question is Allen Trapp who is representing Zachary Anderle, the said church camp counselor after he allegedly touched a 13-year-old child with his penis. Mr. Trapp has stated in court that the incident was just “horseplay” and “all just good fun.”
Road Rage Tragedy
by David Darby •
Remaining the US now, and this is the point in the month where I say, “only in America.” This time the story involves a simple case of road rage… but road rage that went tragically wrong.
High Voltage Llama
by David Darby •
A llama called Scooter, managed to escape from his pen in Tallahassee, Florida, USA. Then, after a 12-hour chase, the police cornered the beast and despite shouts of, “stop, armed police,” and “hooves behind your head and on your knees, you mother!” the animal refused to comply. So they Tasered the hairy hoodlum.
Ouch
by David Darby •
Jeffrey Wilkinson, a 24-year-old man from Bradenton, Floriday, USA, was in bed, feeling just a little bit under the weather, when his girlfriend, 19-year-old Krystle Harrison, decided she would like to have a little bit of rumpy pumpy. A scene going on in bedrooms all over the world, one would imagine.
However, Jeffrey really was not in the mood and decided to shun her advances. This was a mistake, because Krystle is not the kind of girl to take rejection easily. So she proceeded to grab his penis and bite it.
Mugshot Beauty
by David Darby •
One has to say that even our so called ‘beautiful’ celebrities usually look like they’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards if they are unlucky enough to get arrested and then stand before the dreaded mugshot camera. However, one lady who was arrested for drink driving in Florida, USA, put those celebrity fake beauties to shame!
AK47 Meal
by David Darby •
We’ve all been a little bit disappointed with the service we receive on occasion. But it could only be in the US where staff fail to complete part of an order at a fast food restaurant and the customer, instead of filling in a complaint form, or asking to speak with the manager, he returned to the restaurant carrying an AK47 to get his point across.
Multi-Tasking Politician
by David Darby •
Let’s face it, we all wish that our politicians worked harder and got more done for us. Multi-tasking is the the phrase often used to describe people capable of performing more than one job at a time. Let’s be honest and rather sexist here, it is normally women that are far more capable at this than us men.