Jeffrey Wilkinson, a 24-year-old man from Bradenton, Floriday, USA, was in bed, feeling just a little bit under the weather, when his girlfriend, 19-year-old Krystle Harrison, decided she would like to have a little bit of rumpy pumpy. A scene going on in bedrooms all over the world, one would imagine.

However, Jeffrey really was not in the mood and decided to shun her advances. This was a mistake, because Krystle is not the kind of girl to take rejection easily. So she proceeded to grab his penis and bite it.

Luckily, Jeffrey manage to removed his chewed member from Krystle’s gnashing jaws and run out of the house, with chopper chomping Krystile close on his heels, slapping him and spitting at him.

The police were called and Ms. Harrison was taken away and charged with domestic battery. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Chewed Willy Wilkinson, despite some nasty, but ultimately none serious injuries, refused to make any kind of complaint against his partner.