We’ve heard some very strange explanations as to why people have turned up at the Accident & Emergency Department of a hospital with foreign bodies in the bottoms. However, one has to give credit to a Chinese man from the town of Shunde in the Guangdong province, at least he was honest with hospital staff.
Tag Archive for hospital
Otívar Stabbing
by Martin Myall •
A 39-year-old man died last night around 23.30h during a fight involving a knife. The two men had been in the alleged aggressor’s house when the argument broke out.
Wrong Diagnosis
by Martin Myall •
The Regional Health Service (SAS) has been ordered to pay 136,473 euros in compensation to a man who was treated at the Motril area hospital, Santa Ana.
Father Bursts into Operating Theatre
by Martin Myall •
A young father has been arrested by the police in Málaga after bursting into a hospital operating theatre and threatening the doctor a nurse.
A Fire in An Operating Theatre
by Martin Myall •
A maintenance worker suffered burns to 35% of his body after an electrical fire broke out in an operating threatre at the Hospital Clínica Inmaculada, Granada. A second worker involved was also treated for less serious burns.
Man Hit by Lorry on N-340
by Martin Myall •
A 40-year-old pedestrian was run over by a lorry on the N-340 in front of Salobreña a few minutes before midnight, last night.
Firemen Rescue Man’s Trapped Penis
by Martin Myall •
Any sane man would not like the Granada firemen – or any other firemen – operating an electrical cutting tool again his penis, but in this particular case, the man in question was immensely relieved to receive this ‘attention.’
Cheap Turns Out Expensive
by Martin Myall •
Employing somebody illegally; i.e., without paying their Social Security monthly quota, is profitable, until you’re caught, and a sure way of getting caught is if the illegal worker has an accident requiring medical attention.
Coma Girl To Be Repatriated?
by Martin Myall •
When you read a headline like this one, most of us would think that it refers to a foreigner living here, but it’s not – it’s a Spanish girl lying in a coma in London.
Two Electricians Injured
by Martin Myall •
Two electricians in Almuñécar were injured when they received a high-voltage discharge whilst working on a fuse box in the garage of a 4-storey building on Avenida Don Juan Carlos, just before five in the afternoon.