We’ve heard some very strange explanations as to why people have turned up at the Accident & Emergency Department of a hospital with foreign bodies in the bottoms. However, one has to give credit to a Chinese man from the town of Shunde in the Guangdong province, at least he was honest with hospital staff.

“Please, please help me, I’ve stuffed an eel up my bum and it’s moving through my body!” he explained, in a rather strained tone.
The 39-year-old man was enjoying his favorite pastime as a single chap, and that is watching blue movies. While watching a particularly kinky scene where an eel was ‘inserted,’ he decided that would be a brilliant exercise to emulate… and this is where being just a bit of a pervert suddenly changed into being a completely stupid pervert.

One of the people who treated our rectum ready reveler said, “The eel was just trying to find it’s way out, it was actually still alive when we eventually removed it, but it died soon afterwards… which is probably a mercy.”
“This was a truly idiotic stunt and could have caused him serious injury, eels have small but extremely sharp teeth,” he explained.

And just when our intrepid eel eater thought that things couldn’t get any worse, he finds out that the police are now going to question him about animal cruelty.

Just in case you are interested, the eel in question was an Asian Swamp Eel,  which if you change the letters around becomes ‘see anal swim.’ Just thought we’d mention that.

 

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