A.S.H. assiduously scoured a beach in the north of Spain with his metal detector after each storm, and he often found lost stuff with a a bob or two…
National
A satirical take on Spanish national news
Pepper Sprayed In-Laws
by Martin Myall •
Admit it; you’ve dreamed of pepper-spraying your mother-in-law but whilst you’ve kept you vengeful fantasies at bay, and man from Valladolid did exactly that.
The Wizard’s Wandering Wand
by Martin Myall •
A mother let her boyfriend abuse her teenage daughter because she thought that he was a wizard, allegedly. The mother was very much into the world of magic.
Mistreated Pony & Mare
by Vivienne Hughes •
In June 2012 the Guardia Civil turned up on a farm in La Arboleja in Murcia and found a pony and a mare in a lamentable state.
Suicide Attempt Kills Passerby
by Hugh MacArthur •
An 80-year-old man died when a young woman fell on him from a 7th-floor balcony. Her fall hadn’t been an accident; her intention was to commit suicide.
Escape with Tragic End
by Vivienne Hughes •
A young girl of 14 fell from a 5th-floor window, trying to escape using knotted sheets. Her state is critical.
Spaniard Freed from Death Row
by Martin Myall •
Thanks to the Florida Supreme Court a Spaniard who has spent the last 15 years on Death Row will now have his case retried.
Baby Thrown from Window
by Martin Myall •
Ever so often we find an item of news that leaves us both incredulous and disgusted; the following article is a case in point.
Strangled with Charger Cable
by Martin Myall •
A 49-year-old British woman in Mallorca was allegedly strangled by her husband using a mobile-phone charger cable.
Porn in the Classroom
by Martin Myall •
Sometimes, fact is stranger than fiction, but the fact is that a teacher at a religious school unwittingly exhibited porn on the classroom projector… for 50 minutes.