Well, New York has now produced the lawsuit to beat all lawsuits… Anton Purisima, 62, decided that he would sue just about everybody he has ever met and some that he hasn’t. The amount he is looking for in this action? Two undecillion dollars! That is a two followed by 36 zeros.
Wonky World
Some of the most unusual news from around the wonky world
Pigheaded
by David Darby •
It involves a man wearing a plastic pig mask, topped with a plastic toy police helmet, who was arrested on the streets of Manchester for ‘impersonating a police officer.’ Abusive behavior, disturbing the peace, being in possession of an offensive walk… anything but ‘impersonating a police officer!’
Cat Attacks Dog to Save Toddler
by David Darby •
You normally see dogs chasing cats but this was certainly not the case because if it hadn’t been for the family’s pet cat hitting the dog square on and then chasing the astonished canine off, the boy’s injuries could have been a lot worse.
Bear With a Sore Head
by David Darby •
Off to Ontario, Canada, with the story of an unfortunate bear who became the victim of his own natural curiosity and continuous search for goodies. The black bear ended up with his head stuck in a white plastic container just outside the town of Sudbury one Sunday last month.
Palcohol
by David Darby •
We are far from certain as to whether this will ever reach Europe, but US regulators have, for reasons know only to themselves, approved a product which has already become know as Palcohol… powdered alcohol! (We know what you are going to ask).
Rapper Cuts Off Penis
by David Darby •
The reasons behind this bizarre incident are still unclear, but what is clear is that Andrew Johnson, who performs as the rapper Christ Bearer, cut off his own penis and then threw himself off a second-floor balcony. The 40-year-old rapper somehow survived and has been left with serious injuries.
Missing Facebook Child?
by David Darby •
Most of us would agree that nowadays a good deal of information that is spread around on social media sites such as Facebook and Twitter is complete rubbish, believed and ‘shared’ only by the ignorant and misinformed. However, evidently even the police can be dragged in sometimes… read on.
The Home of Pizza?
by David Darby •
Well, it’s Italy of course! Well, according to the judges at the Campionato Mondiale Della Pizza in Naples it is in fact Austrialia!
Just Not A Good Day…
by Martin Myall •
Things can go horribly wrong… and then they just get worse!
Lucky Levi’s!
by David Darby •
A tale of domestic violence from the USA now, where Gerald Orock, 56, from Ellwood City, Pennsylvania, was having one the latest of violent arguments with his ex-wife Lisa Jones-Orock. However, during this particular argument, Mrs. Jones-Orock decided to cut off her ex husband’s penis with a Stanley Knife.