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Wonky World
Some of the most unusual news from around the wonky world
Father’s Revenge on Rapist
by David Darby •
The father of a 14-year-old girl in India, invited the girl’s rapist to dinner. However, the 45-year-old married man did not realize that the 36-year-old father had found out what he had done to his daughter. Needless to say, dinner didn’t quite go as planned for the local medical supplier.
Ho Ho Hand Over the Cash!
by David Darby •
Australian police are hunting ‘Santa’ after he entered the post office and demanded money from a female member of staff. She handed over the cash, which he put into… you guessed it… a red sack.
Cannabis-4-Ewe
by David Darby •
Journalists have been flocking to Fanny’s Farm in Surrey in the UK over the past few days… all because of the story about a flock of sheep who discovered some abandoned drugs and managed to get themselves high.
Relax and Take a Lobe Off
by David Darby •
Do you remember the Russian artist and political activist Pyotr Pavlensky? Well, you should… we did an article about him in November/December after he sat down naked in Red Square and nailed his scrotum to the ground. Well he’s at it again, this time slicing off his earlobe whilst sitting naked on the roof of a psychiatric hospital.
Bear Bites Off Boy’s Arm
by David Darby •
This tragedy unfolded at a Chinese zoo two days ago on Saturday 18th October, when a 9-year-old boy tried to feed a caged bear. The incident came to light the next day via local media and a report from the doctor who treated the lad.
Remorseful Robber
by David Darby •
It’s not often that criminals suffer attacks of remorse, it doesn’t really figure high on the ‘attributes list’ when applying for a position as a bank robber, for example.
Pink Panties Prank
by David Darby •
When you are under anesthesia, you put your complete trust in the people who are going to be messing around with your body. For Andrew Walls, 32, this trust seems to have been misplaced.
Burrowing Belly Spider!
by David Darby •
There are quite a few people who suffer from arachnophobia, for whom just the very thought of this next story would give them the heebie-jeebies for a year!
Potato Contraceptive Seeds in Vagina
by David Darby •
You really shouldn’t believe everything your mum says… well, that’s at least true of Diana Martinez, a 22-year-old Columbian girl, from the town of Guasimal.