The word sounds like a new way of expressing the Seaside Gazette’s unerring ability to insert typos and grammatical errors into articles. But no! This was the name given by a company in Japan to its mascot. However, after watching hoards of westerners snigger into their palms, they have decided to think about a re-brand.
Wonky World
Some of the most unusual news from around the wonky world
Trouser Snake on a Plane
by David Darby •
A couple from the USA have been fined 250 dollars each after pleading guilty to having oral sex on an internal flight in within the US.
Mean Tweets
by Martin Myall •
Before, musicians used to worry what Melody Maker or New Musical Express (NME) had to say about them, now with Twitter things have got much, much meaner!
Just Horseplay?
by David Darby •
Well, in this case, I’m picking, not on the accused church camp counselor from Chattanooga, USA, but his defense attorney. The attorney in question is Allen Trapp who is representing Zachary Anderle, the said church camp counselor after he allegedly touched a 13-year-old child with his penis. Mr. Trapp has stated in court that the incident was just “horseplay” and “all just good fun.”
CPR Life Saver
by David Darby •
OK, so you live in Australia, you’ve recently done your ‘First Aid’ course… who do you try your new-found skills out on first? A wallaby of course!
Somebody’s Lucky Day
by Martin Myall •
This is what you call a near miss!
Road Rage Tragedy
by David Darby •
Remaining the US now, and this is the point in the month where I say, “only in America.” This time the story involves a simple case of road rage… but road rage that went tragically wrong.
Fake Penis Doping Scam
by David Darby •
What could the World Section be without a damn good fake penis story? Well, in this case, it’s the story of Devis Licciardi…
Just Horseplay?
by David Darby •
We are constantly bombarded with news of people in trusted positions, from just about every religion, who are arrested for some sort of sexual deviancy.
1939 Fashion Prediction for 2000
by Louise Powell •
Whilst the feminine costumes retain the elegance of that epoch, the prediction for male attire – apart from a mobile telephone, could be considered a shade off…