Wonky World

Some of the most unusual news from around the wonky world

Foreskin Fix

For many years there has been a debate as to whether circumcision is necessary, with some men complaining that their circumcised penises are lacking in sensation. However, the issue of too much foreskin is usually treated in this way and of course religious issues come into play for many others.

In The Name of Science

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Christopher Filard is an investigator at the American Natural History Museum, therefore you could be forgiven for thinking that he must be a bright lad… or not?

Heaven is Hotter than Hell

Lest the unbeliever may think that Science and Religion cannot co-exist in harmony, he should read the following remarkable co-operative effort. The following appeared in Applied Optics, 11, A14 (1972) and was quoted in A Random Walk in Science, Institute of Physics (1973).

Shoplifters Dump Children

Most people think that shoplifters are rotten people. Well, three women who were stealing goods from a Walmart Supercenter in Peoria, Arizona, proved themselves to be even more rotten.

Penis Enlargement Gone Wrong

So, you approach a ‘doctor’ and ask for some filler to be inserted into your buttocks, to give it that firm, pert look. However, your surgeon turns out to be a useless, unlicensed, botch artist who cocks the whole procedure up, leaving it looking worse than before.

Pervert Plastered in Poo

A small group of people in Portland, Oregon, USA were confronted with a 48-year-old homeless man who was masturbating in a portable toilet with the door open.