I’m looking at a press photo of a man called Ivan, who has a face that you wouldn’t like to inform that you got his daughter pregnant. But this has nothing to do with daughters or pregnancies, but has everything to do with TV’s.
Ivan, who was born in Portugal but lives in Mecina Bombarón, has offered a 500-euro reward to the person who can give him information that will lead him to recovering his stolen property.
His notice that has been posted on the wall outside his bar, which has been burgled three times in only two months, says:
I won’t say anything, nor report it to the police. I only want what is mine at whatever price. Don’t be a coward; tell me.”
Ivan, who is bringing up his three grandchildren, is at his wits end: the first time they stole his TV, the second time they stole the replacement one and on their third ‘visit,’ they made off with an even bigger one, as well as drinks, his mobile phone – a total loss of around 4,000 euros.
Well, while Ivan is busy supplying televisions for the entire Alpujarra region, one thing has become clear – enough is enough… but he has bought another TV, mind you.
Well, if nobody comes forward to claim the 500-euro reward money, he could increase the luring figure by throwing in a couple of TV’s in, no?