
A burglar broke into a bar down on the Costa Tropical and stole 500 euros from the cash register and table-football machine, along with several hookahs.
A customer in a bar in Los Palacios y Villafranca in Sevilla asked for two beers and two tapas (you pay for them in Sevilla). Upon receiving them, he asked for mayonnaise or ketchup but was told that there wasn’t any.
A funeral is probably the most painful reunion if it is for somebody that you love and any hitches in the protocol can be devastating, like when the hearse gets lost.
If you run a bar, you’ve got to expect some trouble along the way; a runner or a bit of bolshiness, but one customer in a bar in Zaidín took the biscuit.