Well, in this case, I’m picking, not on the accused church camp counselor from Chattanooga, USA, but his defense attorney. The attorney in question is Allen Trapp who is representing Zachary Anderle, the said church camp counselor after he allegedly touched a 13-year-old child with his penis. Mr. Trapp has stated in court that the incident was just “horseplay” and “all just good fun.”
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Fork in Penis Incident
by David Darby •
The silly old sod only went and stuck a fork up his penis during some weird sex game, then had to go to hospital, explain what happened, and then be put under general anaesthetic whilst the damn thing was removed!
Exploding Mattress
by David Darby •
One can’t help but feel sorry for the German chap in our next story. He was in the process of moving into his new house and had absolutely no furniture. So, just as a temporary measure, he purchased an inflatable mattress to sleep on. However, on his return home and during the inflation period, he noticed that there was a puncture in his newly purchased bed.
The 41-year-old then decided that he really could not be bothered to return to the shop, so decided to effect a repair to the puncture with his industrial type puncture repair kit and sealant that is normally used on tyres. This is where things started to go horribly wrong.
Santa Burglar
by David Darby •
Ernest Raney opened up his pawn shop business in Harrison, Arkansas, USA, recently and heard strange sounds coming from his chimney. “I’m still ion disbelief,” he explained, “When we came into work, I opened the door up and hear some sounds, I thought maybe something got lodged in the there.”
He was right… it was a man.
Police Officer Chases Himself?
by David Darby •
The young British undercover police officer was sure he was closing in on his suspect. In fact, the plainclothes officer had this confirmed via his radio link to the CCTV control room.
The probationary officer from Sussex Police could barely contain himself when he was told he was closing in on a suspect who was “acting suspiciously” in the area.
Telegrams Bite The Dust
by David Darby •
Now it’s the turn of the humble Telegram. Incredibly, there are still 5,000 telegrams sent a day, but only in India and in terms of population, that is very few indeed. So, on July 15th, the last telegram will be sent and India’s state-owned telecom company, BSNL, will close for the last time.
Bare Butt Biking
by David Darby •
It started in Vancouver, Canada way back in 2004 and has become an annual even, with cities throughout the world taking part. This year we are talking about Mexico City… and, of course, the Annual Naked Bike Day.
Rocket Rules
by David Darby •
Now let’s step over to Barcaldine, just east of Longreach in Queensland, Australia, where two police officers were happily keeping an eye on traffic, when suddenly a skateboard goes speeding past with a grinning youth onboard. Not only that, the youth had attached a rocket to the rear of the board, obviously to give him some extra umph!
Rich List Rage
by David Darby •
Have you heard the one about the Saudi Prince billionaire who, despite having more personal money than some small countries, has decided to sue Forbes Magazine for underestimating his wealth? Sorry, it’s not a joke… he really is suing them!
High Voltage Llama
by David Darby •
A llama called Scooter, managed to escape from his pen in Tallahassee, Florida, USA. Then, after a 12-hour chase, the police cornered the beast and despite shouts of, “stop, armed police,” and “hooves behind your head and on your knees, you mother!” the animal refused to comply. So they Tasered the hairy hoodlum.