The Guardia Civil in Nerja has arrested the suspected culprit of numerous thefts carried out on beach users. The police operation was menacingly named… Potato!
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Shaggy Dog Story
by David Darby •
So, what do you do when your roommate catches you having sex with her German Shepherd dog? Simple, you try to poison both your roommates so that nobody will ever find out.
Salobreña Aggravated Car Theft
by David Darby •
On Thursday night a 30-year-old Salobreña man demanded his stepfather’s car keys. The man refused, upon which, the stepson, who has previous convictions for violence, knocked the man to to the ground and beat him. With his stepfather suitably subdued the man took the car keys from him and drove off, leaving his victim on the pavement.
Double Whammy
by David Darby •
The Motril law court has sentenced a resident of Granada to 22 months in prison and ordered him to pay compensation of 749 euros after he left a hotel in Calahonda without paying after staying there for a month. He even made good use of their catering facilities.
3-Years for Drug Smuggler
by David Darby •
The Motril Court has sentenced a man to 3-years in prison for trying to smuggle drugs into Spain. The vehicle was stopped at the Port of Motril and found to have a false bottom, which contained 338 kilograms of hashish.
Parrot Power
by David Darby •
His means of avoiding arrest this time around may have ruffled a few feathers, as he picked up a perched parrot and launched it at the police officers intent on detaining him.
Jesse James (and Mum) Strike Again
by David Darby •
If you have a name like Jesse James, you sort of feel obliged to embark on a life of crime… and why not take along the very person that gave you that name to lend a hand? Off we go to Palm Beach County in Florida, USA.
Santa Burglar
by David Darby •
Ernest Raney opened up his pawn shop business in Harrison, Arkansas, USA, recently and heard strange sounds coming from his chimney. “I’m still ion disbelief,” he explained, “When we came into work, I opened the door up and hear some sounds, I thought maybe something got lodged in the there.”
He was right… it was a man.
Chinese Alien Fabricator Can’t Phone Home
by David Darby •
Obviously, being a farmer in China is not the most exciting job in the world, and for this reason one such farmer, known only as Mr. Li, decided to spice up his life a little bit by pretending that aliens regularly visited his farm.
Ouch
by David Darby •
Jeffrey Wilkinson, a 24-year-old man from Bradenton, Floriday, USA, was in bed, feeling just a little bit under the weather, when his girlfriend, 19-year-old Krystle Harrison, decided she would like to have a little bit of rumpy pumpy. A scene going on in bedrooms all over the world, one would imagine.
However, Jeffrey really was not in the mood and decided to shun her advances. This was a mistake, because Krystle is not the kind of girl to take rejection easily. So she proceeded to grab his penis and bite it.