National

A satirical take on Spanish national news

Stabbed Bank Manager

A man went into a bank branch in Barcelona, stabbed the female bank manager several times and then fled, only to throw himself off a fly-over bridge.

26J Election Results

Apart from a small fluctuation in the number of seats, the results from the General Election lastnight has put us back to where we were on the 20th of December.

Threatens Boss with Pistol

A 42-year-old man has been arrested for forcing his boss to pay him jis outstanding wages at gun point. The incident occurred on the first Thursday of the month in the town of Barakaldo in the Basque Lands.

DGT Vs. Official Vehicles

The DGT (national traffic department) is sick and tired of unmarked police vehicles being driven with reckless impunity, expecting the traffic authorities to cancel the traffic fines.

Callous Kitten Ditcher

Somebody stuck three live, recently born, kittens in a plastic bag and threw them in a rubbish hopper – they weren’t going to last long in a garbage-lorry compacter.