National

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School Stabbing

A 12-year-old girl stabbed a 14-year-old classmate five times at schools. The incident occured at the at the IES Valdebernardo, in Vicálvaro; a part of Madrid.

Canabis Plantation in Flames

Two young men were injured one Sunday in a house fire in Segur de Calafell (Tarragona), suffering burns on 19% and 11% of their bodies – and it’s all because of hash.

Road Deaths Weekend

Nine deaths in nine road accidents across Spain between 15.00h Friday the 20th and midnight Sunday the 21st. Two were pedestrians and three were bikers.

Peeping Tom Soldier

A Spanish soldier is up before a military tribunal in Zaragoza, standing accused of installing minicameras in the showers and washrooms of female soldiers.

The Tragic Nineteenth

Yesterday harvested the lives of three toddlers in separate accidents across the country. We have already covered the drowning of a 4-year old in Órgiva, but two more died on the same day.

Drivers vs. Cyclists

In the space of only a week there have been three cases of drivers, two of them under the influence of alcohol or drugs, in one instance both, ploughing into groups of cyclists.