I wanted to write “temperatures go down; Electricity goes up,” but there wasn’t enough room in the heading box, but you got the gist, I hope.
Temperatures Drop, Bills Climb
by Martin Myall •
National
A satirical take on Spanish national news
The Oranges That Undid Him
by Hugh MacArthur •
A 43-year-old farmer from Riba (Castellón) was arrested for stealing his own oranges – it’s a bit more complicated than that, so please read on.
Sunny Spain?
by Martin Myall •
There are many people abroad that imagine this stereo type of Sunny Spain, Ole Fandango and pass the sangría, failing to realise that Spain can get very cold.
New Road Use Terms
by Hugh MacArthur •
This year brings five changes to road-usage norms being brought into being by the Dirección General de Tráfico.
The Turbo Roundabout
by Martin Myall •
The Dirección General de Tráfico has been trying to get people to use traffic roundabouts correctly, usually through their social-media accounts.
A Bit of A Give Away!
by Martin Myall •
A minor was arrested for the forgery and sale of Euro notes via internet. He had announced on a social-media platform. “I’m selling forged banknotes.”
Arrested for PCR Forgeries
by Hugh MacArthur •
A woman was arrested by the Policía Nacional, accused of forging PCR certificates and offering them via Internet.
Make Sure You Claim It!
by Martin Myall •
Check your tickets today because Tuesday the 22nd is the day of the Christmas draw! But the big winner every year is the State, naturally.
UK Flights Restricted
by Martin Myall •
The Central Government has just announced that Spain, in conjuction with Portugal, has stopped air passengers arriving from the UK with two exceptions.
Vaccine from 27th
by Vivienne Hughes •
The Minister for Public Health, Salvador Illa, has announced that Covid vaccinatons will be rolled out from the 27th of this month.