National

A satirical take on Spanish national news

Spain Heads Cocaine Users

It’s not very often that we come out in number one slot, so even if it is for a negative reason, it’s worth celebrating. Spain has the highest percentage of cocaine and cannabis users in Europe.

Banks and Government Suggest…

As the number of defaults grows on mortgages, the banking board suggests that more properties should be built and more mortgages granted for them. You can be forgiven for wanting to read that twice to make sure you have understood – don’t worry; you have.

Political Blowback

In 2005 the Spanish conservatives were still smarting from having control of the government. The new leader, Mariano Rajoy set about what proved to be of eight years of bitter opposition, so their objection to the new socialist’s governments bill of same-sex marriage was a given.

Fleeing Capital

As we approach the eve of the last month of December, the amount of capital that has left spain so far this year has reached 247,172.72 million euros.

Approaching General Strike

There will be a nationwide general strike on Wednesday the 14th of November. There will be minimum services on public transport and by midday, those businesses that closed will probably be reopening, judging by previous general strikes.

Burning Banks

People are just not happy with banks in Spain, and small wonder judging by their track record. Public resentment is becoming heated, so heated that some people have taking to setting fire to bank branches.