National

A satirical take on Spanish national news

Spanish Military Cuts

The crisis – or the way it is being handled – is affecting every sector of public spending, so it comes as no surprise to learn that the Ministry of Defence will be cutting troop numbers by 15,000 plus 5,000 civilians employed by the ministry over the next 13 years.

Did you know?

In the last cuts passed into law by the Government through a Royal Decree a section deals with the amount of councillors the country has, which at present stands at 68,578. After applying a ‘culling’ the figure will stand at 47,240, which will not take place until the next municipal elections

Stubborn Tax Increase

The rise in purchase tax, IVA (Impuesto de Valor Añadido or Value Added Tax) is attracting a good deal of criticism from every opposition party, as well as the general public – even conservatives from the governing party’s own ranks, but the Government is determined to see it through.

Fined for Collecting Pine Cones

The Town Hall in Zamora has taken legal action against a father and his son, resulting in their having to pay 1,215 euros. The reason? For collecting pine cones from the León Felipe park, because the ‘pine cones belong to the Town Hall.”

Qué Os Jodan!

Just in case you had any doubt, this means, “screw you,” or more accurately, “screw them.” This graphic proposal for involuntary sex was proffered in the last Parliamentary session in Madrid.

Coming Home to Roost

There can be no better example of opposition tactics coming back to haunt you once you’re in government than what has happened to Mariano Rajoy.

Another Electricity Bill Hike

Just when utility service users are getting used to the last cost increment in their domestic electricity bills, the Central Government announced that as of the 1st of July, it would go up a further 3.95%.