After two weeks with us, she seems adapted to our way of life. She knows what the word “nej” (no!) and kom! (come!) means. She is 2 ½ months old now, and looks like a miniature polar bear. And the “calling cards” in our big kitchen becomes fewer every day.
Features
editorial columns by feature writers
Crack Pipe Death
by David Darby •
After being arrested on drugs charges in Polk County, Florida, in the US, April Rollison was given a body scan. The procedure clearly showed that she had two items hidden in her vagina. She was then taken from Polk County Jail to a nearby hospital.
How To Do A 32-Point Turn…
by Hugh MacArthur •
You might be asking yourself how this person ever passed his/her driving test, but fear not, the driver is a long way a way in Canada.
The Reluctant Petrol Cap
by Martin Myall •
Never had this problem with the motorbike…
January Gazette PDF Available
by Editor •
We would like to point out that there are now two ways of purchasing our full PDF downloads:
Boyfriend Cat Cock-Up
by David Darby •
There are mistakes one can make as a boyfriend that can get you in all kinds of trouble. However, we think that selling your girlfriend’s cat must rate quite high up the chart of ‘boyfriend fails.’
Happy New Year
by Martin Myall •
Happy New Year to all our readers, who visit us every day from all across Europe, Canada, the US and many other countries.
One Year of Gazette Downloads
by Editor •
From January 2015 we will be offering one year of Gazette downloads for a one-off payment of ten euros.
Cafeteria Califa in La Herradura
by Louise Powell •
The Cafetería-Bar Califa is much more than just a somewhere to have coffee and a snack: it’s a mini culture centre.
Cafetería Gastro-Bar Toscana in La Herradura
by Louise Powell •
Paco and Teresa have taken the premises back to its roots and returned it to a cafe-bar format, although the Inmoblilaria Toscana office still exists.