It’s nice to be back in our old house on the hilltop. I didn’t realise until now how much I have missed the Spanish mountains and the view from our terrace to the sea, the sunset with its colourful and sometimes dramatic variations.
Features
editorial columns by feature writers
Food for Thought
by Martin Myall •
A 3-course menu of indigestion
November Gazette Now Available
by Editor •
The November edition of the Seaside Gazette is in full PDF format is now available for downloading
Jeannot Not Closed!
by Martin Myall •
I went in to see Pepe and Sonya at La Herradura’s very popular bar, Restaurante-Bar Jeannot and found his very dry humour intact.
Cannabis-4-Ewe
by David Darby •
Journalists have been flocking to Fanny’s Farm in Surrey in the UK over the past few days… all because of the story about a flock of sheep who discovered some abandoned drugs and managed to get themselves high.
Relax and Take a Lobe Off
by David Darby •
Do you remember the Russian artist and political activist Pyotr Pavlensky? Well, you should… we did an article about him in November/December after he sat down naked in Red Square and nailed his scrotum to the ground. Well he’s at it again, this time slicing off his earlobe whilst sitting naked on the roof of a psychiatric hospital.
Bear Bites Off Boy’s Arm
by David Darby •
This tragedy unfolded at a Chinese zoo two days ago on Saturday 18th October, when a 9-year-old boy tried to feed a caged bear. The incident came to light the next day via local media and a report from the doctor who treated the lad.
Remorseful Robber
by David Darby •
It’s not often that criminals suffer attacks of remorse, it doesn’t really figure high on the ‘attributes list’ when applying for a position as a bank robber, for example.
Pink Panties Prank
by David Darby •
When you are under anesthesia, you put your complete trust in the people who are going to be messing around with your body. For Andrew Walls, 32, this trust seems to have been misplaced.
Burrowing Belly Spider!
by David Darby •
There are quite a few people who suffer from arachnophobia, for whom just the very thought of this next story would give them the heebie-jeebies for a year!