Starter: Just in one week the DGT fined 32,000 drivers across Spain – a tidy income at with the cheapest being around 100 euros!

Main Course: The Rajoy Government earmarks €32m to combat child poverty in Spain (€11 per child, per year) in 2015 budget while politicians (mostly) steal €15m using ‘black’ credit cards from a bank rescued with public money – perspective, anybody?

Dessert: One in four Spaniards lives in risk of social exclusion thanks to poverty.

Coffee: Rajoy, “I apologize,” but doesn’t resign.