Now to Bowling Green, Kentucky in the US, where a sinkhole has made the news. It appeared in the National Corvette Museum a couple of Wednesday’s ago, however, although eight very expensive cars were damaged, the facility remained open.
The Last Member
by David Darby •
Firstly, did you know that there is a penis museum in Teykjavik, Iceland? Well there is, and word is that it’s actually quite interesting with penis specimens from all manner of beasts. But there is one important omission… a human penis.
Crying Statue?
by David Darby •
We start the day by dabbling in religion, namely the ‘weeping’ statue of the Virgin Mary in a small town in the north of Israel called Tarshiha.
Marathon Charity Challenge for Five La Herradura Ladies
by David Darby •
The aim is to run the Barcelona Marathon on 16th March and the brave La Herradura ladies are; Laura Smith, Rose Lock, Sally Parkinson, Rachel Langley and Michelle Leach.
Shot For Texting
by David Darby •
t involves a retired police officer, Curtis Reeves, who took his wife to the cinema to see Mark Wahlberg in Lone Survivor. But during the previews for upcoming releases, Chad Oulson, a 43-year-old from Tampa was texting his 3-year-old daughter. The texting upset Mr. Reeves a great deal and he asked Mr. Oulson to desist. There followed a bit of an argument, which resulted in Mr. Reeves leaving the auditorium to get the manager.
Breaking & Entering?
by David Darby •
It must be great to have friends with lovely houses that they don’t use that often. So it was that a family decided to stay in a rather posh area of New York over the New Year period in a cottage owned by their friend. However, when they arrived on December 30th at the property in Hampton, they were rather surprised to see two police officers having sex in the premises!
I Am Not Frazzle
by David Darby •
The set-up is simple, ten authors have contributed a short story, all of which are for adults or even young adults, but not for children. All the authors are previously published, talented, very different and exciting, so each story is completely unique in both content and style.
Time is Money!
by David Darby •
The café has recently opened in London and is called Ziferblat, but the big difference with this venue is that all the snacks and drinks are free. All you have to pay is three pence (about five cents) for every minute you are there.
Cockroach Ear Cavity Agony
by David Darby •
The team in the Accident & Emergency unit tried to resuscitate the cockroach, for over five minutes, eventually resorting to using tiny electric shock paddles to try and re-start his little heart. Despite the fact that some of us would pay good money to be watered, sucked, oiled and tweaked, it was all too much for the bug later identified as Kenny the Cockroach and he was declared dead. For poor Kenny it was a case of ear today, gone tomorrow.
Bottle Bottom Blunder
by David Darby •
Off to China, where a man presented himself at his local hospital complaining of abdominal pains. When asked by doctors if he had any idea what could be causing his discomfort, he replied that he had no idea.