Across in Málaga, a prostitute slit open a customer’s penis as a consequence of an argument over the price of an orgy.

This occurred in a house of ill repute. A gentlemen decided that he would use one of the rooms, accompanied by no fewer than three of the available ladies. Apparently, it was only after the orgy had concluded that the dispute concerning the cost of this horizontal and energetic get-together came up…

The agreed price had been 70 euros for each of the hired participants. The man, who was impressively drunk, refused to pay – perhaps alcohol ‘stopped play’ – who knows.

He probably couldn’t believe his luck when, despite refusing to pay, two of them approached him again and began fondling his unmentionables. However, the third ‘artisan of the rumpy-pumpy’ took his eager manhood and slit it from one end to the other – that might not have been a very long slit, admittedly, but it must have been painful, regardless.

“I put a tourniquet on it myself – I almost ended up impotent,” complained the aggrieved man, who was not keen to offer his name.

Anyway, he managed to get to the medical centre by himself, where he received a preliminary patching up, but was sent on to Hospital Costa del Sol, where he was placed in ICU because he had lost so much blood. Shortly after they operated on him to rebuild his penis.

There is no mention in the original article as to whether he brought charges against the little-given-to-charity maidens.

Finally, some people might think that we’re obsessed with genitalia, but that just a load boll***s.

(News: Malaga, Andalucia)