I finish with the fun stuff. In Northern Europe, your car tends to be in danger of  ‘keying’ (scratching cars with a key – Ed) by rowdy teenagers under the influence. Here, it’s different. The Courts in Motril just fined an 81-year old man for ‘keying’ five cars – after he returned to his own parked car, to find it damaged. Apparently, he felt ‘rage.’ Sound familiar?