National

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DUI School-Bus Drivers

Over a score of school-bus drivers have been found driving under the influence of alcohol (drink driving), according to the Dirección General de Tráfico (DGT) during their last sweep.

The Damaging Lie

The 14 -year -old girl who last Friday reported having been the victim of a kidnapping and sexual assault in Leioa has admitted that she invented the whole thing before the police.

Low-Cost Airlines Fined

The Ministerio de Derechos Sociales y Consumo has ratified a fine for five low-cost airlines that operate in Spain and which charge their passengers an extra fee for carrying hand luggage or printing the boarding pass.

Battered Friars

A middle-aged man attacked four friars in the Monasterio del Santo Espíritu del Monte in Gilet (Valencia) claiming that he was Jesus Christ.

A Ray of Light

One of the tasks that had been giving rescuers nightmares was the pumping out of the water in the underground car park beneath the Centro Comercial Bonaire in Aldaia, as they feared the worse.