A middle-aged woman was arrested in El Ejido (Almería) for allegedly damaging 50 vehicles, threatening behaviour and faking a crime. Yes, A. M. F. N., does not appear somebody rivaling Mother Theresa in good intentions.

Neither is it a case that over a period of time she had managed to damage 50 cars because she allegedly punctured the tyres on 50 vehicles… in one evening. Dedication at its finest!

According to the police, the woman availed herself of a sod-off kitchen knife and skipped out along rows of cars outside her building and rogered the tyres. Now, that’s not easy, because after the first half dozen you really have to be pretty determined. And determined she was because after exhausting her neighbours’ cars, she reportedly did a round of cars outside a pub.

But this was just a side line because A.M.F.N., bunny boiler extraordinaire, was a squatter in an empty flat and would energetically disagree with her neighbours… offering explicit promises of altering people’s state of health.

Lastly, one of the vehicles that had its tyres slashed… was her own. Surprisingly, she phoned a breakdown lorry to have it taken to a garage, claiming that somebody had slashed her tyres.

So there you have it, Ladies and Gentlemen, a woman with the wrist strength of a Sumo wrestler, in possession of a thermo-nuclear bread knife intent upon working local tyre fitters to death.

(News: El Egido, Almeria, Andalucia)