The Valencianos have a reputation for being efficient business owners, together with the Catalanes; great ideas and dynamic products, however…

Valencia-based businessman and inventor, Eduard Gevorkyan, certainly has come up with a new product: a urinal that washes and dries your penis in seconds…

Actually, three Valencianos are behind it: Gevorkyan, his business-partner, economist Iván Giner, and engineer Ángel Levanteri.

It works with sensors so you don’t have to touch anything, other than what you normally have in your hand in such ‘operations.’

When the user has finished, the sensors detect the lack of flow and issues a “curtain of soapy water” which leaves you nice, bright and shiny in three seconds. Of course, if you have problems with your prostrate, you’re going to get a wash and shine every five seconds – I wonder whether they have taken that into account?

Furthermore, size is not a problem – that’s what they all say – because the robotic urinal takes this into account, so that “nobody feels discriminated against,” explained the engineer.

Oh, and the 3-second burst of water aimed at your pecker, also swills out the urinal.

Next, when the washing phase finishes another sensor activate a jet of hot hair (like a hand dryer) for another three seconds

While the team has its concerns about the Spanish market, they are convinced that Iceland, Sweden and Austria will jump at the idea.

Well, somebody is convinced that it will catch on because a Spanish company is in talks with the intrepid three to buy the worldwide patent that the boys had taken out, offering 680,000 euros. A Dutch company had previously made an offer of 300,000 euros, but the Valencianos turned it down.

So there you have it; a recipe for urinal junkies and a nightmare for the those with inconclusive urine flow.

Viva Valencia, oye!

(News: Valencia)