Boyfriend Cat Cock-Up

There are mistakes one can make as a boyfriend that can get you in all kinds of trouble. However, we think that selling your girlfriend’s cat must rate quite high up the chart of ‘boyfriend fails.’

Roy Dufek has been going crazy all over social media sites, posting pictures of his girlfriends pussy. All because, whilst trying to help out when she was moving out of her apartment, he managed to get a buyer for her Divan bed. It appears that Camo the cat managed to hide inside the bed. To make matters worse, the buyer drove off with the bed strapped to the roof of his car!

A distraught Roy,  who is obviously experienced enough to know that the rest of his relationship will likely be a living hell, said, “Little did I know that when the cat is scared, it hides inside the Divan box area.”

The obvious calls have been made to the buyer to search the garage, house and area where he stored the bed on his arrival home, but so far to no avail. Of course, being strapped to the roof of a car, the scary cat might have leapt from the vehicle anywhere en route.

In a last desperate attempt to find Camo, Mr. Dufek is offering the 200 dollars he got for the bed (that’s quite a lots for a ropey old Divan with cat holes) as a reward to anyone who managed to find the wayward moggy.

“Camo was her world and I was the one who took that away from her days before Christmas of all times of the year,” concluded Roy (no sex until the cat is found) Dufek.

 

 

(news,wonky,world,USA)

 

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