Tag Archive for wonky

Shoplifters Dump Children

Most people think that shoplifters are rotten people. Well, three women who were stealing goods from a Walmart Supercenter in Peoria, Arizona, proved themselves to be even more rotten.

Penis Enlargement Gone Wrong

So, you approach a ‘doctor’ and ask for some filler to be inserted into your buttocks, to give it that firm, pert look. However, your surgeon turns out to be a useless, unlicensed, botch artist who cocks the whole procedure up, leaving it looking worse than before.

Give The Woman Some Bacon!

US woman Shaneka Monique Torres has been given seven years in jail because she was so enraged at not getting any bacon on her cheeseburger from a McDonalds drive-through in Michigan that she fired a gun through the window.

Chinese Casonova Caught Out

Reports from Changsha in China say that a rather naughty Chinese man who was seeing 17 different girlfriends was found out when they all arrived to visit him in hospital.

Dog Shot Twice By Burglars

Leaping at the intruders, the pup was shot twice, once in the head and again in the shoulder. The head shot exited near Legend’s ear and the shoulder one came out near his hip. However, Legends attack on the intruders gave Shahan time to scream for help and the robbers fled… but not before

Crack Pipe Death

After being arrested on drugs charges in Polk County, Florida, in the US, April Rollison was given a body scan. The procedure clearly showed that she had two items hidden in her vagina. She was then taken from Polk County Jail to a nearby hospital.

Boyfriend Cat Cock-Up

There are mistakes one can make as a boyfriend that can get you in all kinds of trouble. However, we think that selling your girlfriend’s cat must rate quite high up the chart of ‘boyfriend fails.’

Ho Ho Hand Over the Cash!

Australian police are hunting ‘Santa’ after he entered the post office and demanded money from a female member of staff. She handed over the cash, which he put into… you guessed it… a red sack.

Relax and Take a Lobe Off

Do you remember the Russian artist and political activist Pyotr Pavlensky? Well, you should… we did an article about him in November/December after he sat down naked in Red Square and nailed his scrotum to the ground. Well he’s at it again, this time slicing off his earlobe whilst sitting naked on the roof of a psychiatric hospital.