Passing Mummy the Bill

A prostitute has been arrested for attempting to charge her clients mother for her services, as he didn’t want to pay up himself.
The 43-year-old woman from Loja, who normally works the streets, but also does house calls, went around to the older woman’s house and demanded payment for a cluster of services, claiming that her son enjoyed the goods but had paid a penny for his saucy solicitations.

The mother, strangely enough, did not agree that she should ‘shell out’ for the alleged bill run up by her worthless son. The prostitute, seeing that the mother was being less than co-operative, snatched a gold bracelet that the woman was wearing, before running off, shouting over her shoulder, “we’re quits.”

However, the mother was less that satisfied with the financial settlement and called the Guardia Civil. It was no great feat of detective science to track down the ‘horizontal worker’ as she was well know to the police, as was her preferred beat.

(News: Loja, Poniente de Granada, Granada, Andalucia)

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