Tag Archive for Local Police

Change of Chief of Police

The senior police officer, Mateo Franco, was replaced as Head of the municipal police, after falling out with the politically appointed department head.

Cachondeo Total

The Town Hall has been ordered to pay compensation to a policeman for wrongly sanctioning him. Of course, what we really mean is you and I (the local tax payers) will have to pay the compensation, because the 10,000 euros will be paid from the municipal coffers, naturally.

Pirates or Privateers?

The Almuñécar Local Police, known for their daunting efficiency and citizen adulation, have arrested an African stallholder and confiscated his wares. This occurred at the Friday Market where this Senegalese gentleman had a stall containing 227 CD’s and 94 DVD’s of dubious origin. The Councillor for Citizen Safety, María Dolores Sánchez – the same lady…

Simply Unbelievable!

In a fit of what can only be described as barking lunacy, the Town Hall decided to close the underground car park under the municipal market…

Chrismas Comes Early…

Wonderful news! The Local Police contingent will have spanking new laptops and PDA’s to make the taxing task of fining people easier and more enjoyable, if that is indeed possible.

Motril Taxis Rebel

Motril’s taxis are very disgruntled. In fact, whilst I was visiting Santa Ana Hospital I was stuck behind a slow moving convoy of them on my way out.

Burglar Arrested

The Local Police in Motril detained a local resident, J.F.C., as he was attempting to break into a house, whilst the resident, who suffers from senile dementia, was asleep inside
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