Somebody in Maracena, which is in the metropolitan area of Granada, came across a purse on the pavement containing 60 euros but no ID at all.

Being one of the rare humans that didn’t chant, “finders keepsies, losers weepsies,” as a kid, he or she handed it to the Policía Local, who resisted the temption to mislay it administratively, and decided that they would announce on their social-media account that it had been found and handed in, and for the owner to come forward and claim it.

But there is a catch! To reclaim it. you must first provide identification and then answer two questions. This isn’t Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, so there is no 50/50, call a friend or joker options – you know the answers or you walk away with not a sausage.

And the questions are… What is the capital of Jualalabunga? Just joking! No, the questions are; how the hell is the Seaside Gazette still going with so many spelling mistakes in it? OK, OK, the questions are…. *drum roll!:* What is the brand name of the purse and what distinguishing marks does it have on it?

Google that and be prepared to be disappointed! And no, the photo is not of the said purse. Where is the damned rolling-eyes emoji when you need it!

(News: City & Metropolitan Area, Granada, Andalucia)

Keywords: Purse Found, Two Questions, Maracena, Policía Local, No ID

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