The Salobreña Grupo Municipal de Senderismo held its last guided hike of the season with a night walk up into the hills.

For the paltry cost of twelve euros, participants were issued with a torch, a taser & water pistol (soak your target first and for god’s sake don’t let it dribble on you) and a sonic device that imitates the mating call of a female wild board on heat. Unfortunately, no running shoes were provided.

The walkers covered a 10km walk, visiting Ítrabo, the Ermita de Bodíjar and their own worse nightmares. It started at 20.30h with a short, blindfolded, bus ride and then a wrestling match with their issued, suspiciously aggressive, cheese rolls upon debussing (alighting).

The municipal hiking club organised eleven routes during the cooler months such as to the Bandlands de Benalúa, El Torcal de Antequera, the hiking route between Soportújar and Órgiva, as well as up into Sierra Elvira as far as the Tres Juanes, and not all of them ended in cannibalism or the French being horrid to the Belgians about their accent.

In fact, on almost all of these routes, the Germans surprisingly behaved themselves and the Brits remained sober, sort of.

(News: Salobrena, Costa Tropical, Granada, Andalucia)