Off we go to the Germany, where a young American exchange student stood admiring a giant, 32-tonne, marble carving of a vagina, by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara.

Being a student, he thought how cool it would be to have a photo of himself inside the giant opening and clambered in whilst coaxing his friend to take a few snaps. Unfortunately, while he was fannying around, he slipped and became completely jammed in the lower lippage area.

One can only imagine what went through the mind of the emergency operator who received the call, “Come quick! There’s someone trapped in a giant stone vulva!” But come they did, in fact 22 firefighters in five vehicles arrived at the scene in Tuebingen University. Then, without the use of forceps or any lubrication whatsoever, they delivered a fully grown idiot from the frightening, flaps of despair.

Needless to say, his friend was a great help. He took several pictures of his mate whilst he was incapacitated… which was no mean feat considering he couldn’t stop laughing. Of course, being a good friend, he then plastered the images all over the social media.

Several media outlets have even suggested that one of the firefighters shouted, “It’s a boy!” when the lad was finally released… surely they wouldn’t be that heartless *chuckle*.