Sticking with toilets, here’s a quick one spotted on several websites, about a portable toilet that appeared in the middle of a busy street in Romania.

Police in the Romanian city of Cluj-Napoca admit to being completely baffled as to how the toilet ended up in the middle of a main street. (The temptation to put ‘the police have nothing to go on’ is very strong, but we will resist. Ed.)

After the toilet appeared overnight, the police were asked to look into it and duly turned up, did a quick poo and then left it where it was… actually we made the last bit up. However, they did just leave the thing in the middle of a busy street, with cars having to drive round the thing. Eventually an angry driver got out of his vehicle and moved the offending flusher to the side of the road.

A police spokesman said, “nobody knows how it got there and nobody has come forward to claim it.”

Surely the Romanian police are missing the obvious here… just get Mrs Rieger from Idaho to shove her hand down the thing to see if she can find any evidence.

(News/Humour: Wonky World)