I found the cutting, hunkered down, out of sight, at the bottom of my Almuñécar file – it had been hiding there since the end of August. So, bearing in mind that this news is not exactly news, we bring you the following: a 50-year-old Englishman in Jete and his 47-year-old Spanish associate were nabbed by the Guardia Civil for allegedly having a small jungle of marihuana plants (ten).

Come on, own up! who was it? More importantly… did they nab the lot or is there still hope?