
Just after midday yesterday a large shoal of fish literally swam into the stone breakwater on Playa de Mezquitilla, (between Algarrobo and Vélez-Málaga).
Morche was enjoying its fiesta last weekend, but there was one policeman who wasn’t because somebody kicked him in the unmentionables.
The Vélez-Málaga Town Hall has brought out a secret weapon against defecating quadropeds; little bottles to be filled with water and vinegar. They supply the bottle and you supply the contents.