A British couple, both aged 77, have been found dead with gunshot wounds at their villa in Xalo, near Benidorm in the province of Alicante.
The Reluctant Dead
by David Darby •
It’s the stuff of horror movies, the undertaker working late, the movement of the coffin lid behind him… he turns to see a woman rising from the coffin and he collapses to the floor in a dead faint.
Smelly Poo Brings Down Plane
by David Darby •
A British Airways flight to Dubai returned to Heathrow in the UK shortly after take-off because someone did a smelly poo in the toilet.
100,000 Euro Speeding Fine
by David Darby •
A motorist in Finland was recently handed down a fine of 100,000 euros. His offence was no different than mine, but in Finland, you are fined based on your wealth. So, Anders Wiklof, an extremely wealthy businessman was slapped with this hefty penalty based on the fact that he is a multi-millionaire.
Vet kelibia, Almuñécar
by David Darby •
If you have a new pet, or even an old one, pop in and find out about all their veterinary and grooming services at Vet Kelibia, Almuñécar.
Mother’s Day at Los Laureles, Almuñécar
by David Darby •
Mark and Sandra have asked us to let readers know that Almuñécar’s Los Laureles will be serving a Mother’s Day Sunday Roast on 15th March, with Cava on arrival for all mums!
March at El Faro, Almuñécar
by David Darby •
Firstly, a question: how does Robbie at El Faro in Almuñécar survive? He is the thinnest man in Spain, in fact, I’ve seen more meat on a Gypsy’s Whippet!
Dog Shot Twice By Burglars
by David Darby •
Leaping at the intruders, the pup was shot twice, once in the head and again in the shoulder. The head shot exited near Legend’s ear and the shoulder one came out near his hip. However, Legends attack on the intruders gave Shahan time to scream for help and the robbers fled… but not before
Fire Between Motril & Salobreña
by David Darby •
Reports are coming in that a very large brush fire is burning in the vega area between Motril and Salobreña.
Almuñècar Road Rage
by David Darby •
Picture the scene; the roundabout on Av. Juan Carlos outside Sol Bank at the junction of Calle Hurtado de Mendoza in Almuñécar, a delivery driver is standing by his van, systematically banging his head against the side of his vehicle.